Elevators.

I did one of these today...

 

... because one of my neighbors is so beautiful. She is always so well put together, always looks and smells great and she works for Gucci. And with my crazy hair and my frumpy clothes that had my daughter's dinner all over them, I just didn't feel like being in the elevator with her. It makes me feel like a boring, plain old housewife.

So I let the doors close. Not in her face or anything like that. I usually go out of my way and wait longer than most people would to hold the elevator for others. But not today. I just wasn't in the mood. :(